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MasterChef Aus S12E61 – Recap

This is it, the last episode of the season!

What will we do without it? … well, Junior MasterChef, and of course waiting for next season!

To kick off the 61st episode, we get a recap of the last 60 episodes, and Mel, Jock and Andy fawning over decadent foods.

They remind us of the friendships made and how devastating it was when people left, with a crying montage.

The drama is only just starting, as we haven’t even gotten to the title montage yet.

Ok, in case you missed it, Laura and Emelia are in the grand final, after a devastated Reynold was booted last episode.

Laura reminds us that she came second in her season, and she intends to win.
But Emelia has the same plan, having fought tooth and nail to get here.

The fancy black cars pull up, not very environmentally friendly, but I guess that’s the COVID nature.

The old contestants line up to greet them in

Standing in two rows, the elimintated contestants stand in a row, clapping them in. Emelia and Laura are so excited as they pass their friends. Waiting for the duo at the end is the three judges, having almost finished their first season together.

The judges are all looking super cute

They all mill around, a reminisent of pre-COVID times, and I start to wonder if that’s a legal amount of people in one space?

“Well,” Jock says, “what an entrance – and so it should be!”

Emelia cries telling the judges that she’s tried so hard, and stuff, I zone out a bit at tears.

“I said at the begining that if anyone was going to beat me, I wanted it to be Loz,” Emelia says. “I didn’t mean now, though.”

Everyone laughs.

Mel starts to tell them what the grand final challenge is. It’s a service challenge, with three courses, for the three judges and all their eliminated friends, so over 60 plates each.

They have free reign of the pantry, and 4 hours before service starts.

Mel starts the time and the contestants are off.


They two start by writing up their three course menu. Emelia is really thinking about the pressure of it all, especially as Laura works as a chef and does this stuff regularly, while she makes cakes.

The contestants are all milling around, not standing upstairs, which I’m a bit confused about? But I don’t know. I like it when they yell down advice and ask random questions.

Jock comes around and harasses Emelia first, asking her what her plans are.

Meanwhile, I grab a bottle of water and a container of nuts, and huddle them in my arms like a MasterChef contestant on my way to make a dish. Yes, I will be stress eating these cashews.

Talking with Laura, Jock finds out that she’s making an artichoke ice-cream, and surprisingly no pasta!

While Laura and Emelia cook, here’s a TikTok I made a little while ago that you may enjoy. Not the most flattering video of me, but I had fun lmao

What else has been happening that’s MasterChef related? Oh, I’ve gotten banned from Facebook ads because I said, “Love MasterChef?” and that’s too saucy for Facebook. Or they’re homophobic. Or both. Who’s to say. They won’t let me dispute it, so I’ve got no view on Facebook rip

Emelia’s ribs aren’t cooked enough at 50 minutes in the pressure cooker. She hadn’t accounted for this, so it’s a bit of a mess at the moment for her. Emelia doesn’t have the 20 minutes the ribs need to cook. This is a MasterChef disaster!

Nonetheless, she gets cracking on her dessert. As she talks about it, I’m really wanting to eat all the gelato in the freezer.

Callum says that he’s more keen to eat Laura’s dish, as it has a lot more native ingredients.
Laura starts to get into what she’s cooking and what the inspiration is.

“Smells delicious,” Khanh says.

It’s super lovely to see the gays back.

Disaster strikes- Laura burns her hand! Omg, she picks up the pan and the handle is so hot it burns her straight away. Oof

“I’ve lost,” Laura says in a moment of defeat, before getting her hand looked at and getting back to cooking.

Blah blah blah, Emelia’s beef is ok.

The tables are set and I’m living for the look. It’s black chairs with a white table cloth, black candles, little black tealight candle containers, and in the most iconic thing, a black rose in vases. It’s very much my aesthetic, and that’s the ultimate dream.

Ok, here’s my dream. So my birthday is right after Halloween, so a fancy dinner party, all black and white aesthetic, just like this table setting, down to the food even, I’m not fussy, you can get black pasta made with like squid ink. I don’t know. Anyway, that, and all my friends, and no music or anything, but everyone super dramatic and eating in a tense silence, because we know someone might die tonight. Meanwhile, here’s a big fireplace, a roaring fire inside, with a step up so once the plates have been cleared, I can walk and stand on the edge and say, “You’re probably wondering why I gathered you all here tonight.” and then I reveal a big secret.
The secret?
Well, you’ll just have to be invited to the dinner party.

(I apologise, I haven’t slept properly since Friday night, so I’m like yeah what a great paragraph, but also, is it??? Who’s to say.)

Everyone is seated, and soon service begins.


First is Emelia with Scallops with Turnip and Celeriac Cream and Fresh Apple

Emelia’s Entree

Mel kicks it off, saying it looks elegant, and then it’s a great eat.
Everyone really enjoys it.
“That has to be one of my favourite entrees this year,” Jock says.

We’re just over 40 minutes in and I really just want to go to bed.

Laura serves her first dish – Bonito with Lilly Pilly and Saltbush.

Laura’s Entree

“Pure genius,” Jock says.
Andy can’t help but rave about how she cooked the bonito. Jock calls it a fantastic Australian dish.
Mel says she’s used the Indigenous ingredients for their flavour and as seasoning, not as the garnish.


Emelia is straight onto getting everything happening. She’s got ice-cream to make goddamit!

She cuts up and crumbs her beef, worried about getting this dish up in time.

Laura is powering through the pain, also worried, but worried about Emelia and how great she is. She knows she needs to nail the main.

“I just need to not forget about the pork,” she says of the pork loin in the oven.

God I could go for some pork on my fork.

The pork is hot and Laura is aiming for medium rare, 52 degrees inside. Has she done it?

Yes, it’s at 51.8. Huzzuh for her.

“This is such a good win to have after I burnt my hand,” Laura says.

Meanwhile, Emelia is freaking out that there is a lot of unknown around her beef.

First to serve their main is Laura with her Wessex Saddleback Pork with Turnips, Muntries and Trio of Sauces.

Laura’s Main

Andy calls it a challenging plate of food but, “… in such a good way!”
Jock calls the sauce brilliant and goes over bits and pieces that he enjoys. Mel talks about the things she likes, such as the fat, and calls the muntries ‘magical’.

Next is Emelia with Beef Short Rib with Pepper and Onion.

Emelia’s Main

Andy commends her for keeping her head with that beef. It’s still moist and is well cooked, so she did everything at just the right moment.
“Never before has a meat and two veg been so magnificent,” Jock says, almost lost for words at how good it is.
Mel says Emelia’s savoury dishes are really great, like her desserts. “I think she has made the right choice to commit to making it exactly as she wanted it.”

Andy talks about how cool it is that they’re best friends but very different in how they cook.
Jock pretty much says it’ll come down to the dessert.

They get some short clips of old contestants raving about one or the other dish.


Emelia talks about the flavours she needs to balance to get the dessert just right. Nothing of concern from her.

“This is the last dish the MasterChef Judges will get from me in this kitchen ever!” she tells us, before going on to talk about Laura’s dishes.

Laura has a bit of a cry.

There’s a mysterious beeping noise and everyone runs around to see what it was. Laura realises it’s her freezer – it was left open.

Hopefully it doesn’t cause any dramas….

First is Laura with her Jerusalem Artichoke Gelato with Caramel, Crispy Sin and Cumqat Gel

Laura’s Dessert

Straight up, there’s a few issues with this dish. The gelato is icy.
Andy says it’s not as artichoke-y as he expected, but it’s not a bad thing.
Mel calls it familiar, comforting and warm.

Finally, for the last ever tasting for this season, for Laura and Emelia in the MasterChef kitchen, it’s Emelia’s dish.

She’s serving Pistachio Financier with Davidson Plum and Raspberry Sorbet and Meringue.

Emelia’s Dessert

The judges love this dish, they have nothing but good things to say about it.


The two ladies have a bit of a sob that they’re done, before it’s time for the results.

“Laura, Emelia, in a moment, one of you will finally get your hands on this amazing trophy,” Mel tells them, as well as reminding them of the rewards the winner will get.

Andy goes through the entrees, Jock the mains, and finally Mel does the desserts, saying this course decided the winner.

Mel announces Emelia the winner of MasterChef 2020!

“Are you serious?” she asks several times.

Laura and Emelia embrace, both crying.

Andy tells Laura that it was so close, so so close. Laura says she’s gutted, but she’s proud of Emelia.

I’m really getting sick of the tears, to be honest, but that might be because I’m tired, and a bit hungry. I’ve had to watch so many amazing dishes this epsiode.

Jock gives Laura $30,000 and Reynold $20,000.

Emelia hoists her trophy up high

And that’s MasterChef Aus 2020!

How crazy that it’s all over!


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MasterChef Aus S12E59 – Recap

It’s elimination night, and someone will be going home, leaving us with our top 3 for 2020. I’m keen as a bean to find out if Laura, Callum or Reynold will be leaving tonight.

The contestants arrive to find the judges waiting in front of a pantry. Emelia runs upstairs, avoiding the looming doom.

Mel reminds Emelia that she’s the first officially in the top three.

“My heart is thumping, and I don’t know if it’s just because I walked up those stairs or if I’m worried for everyone,” Emelia laughs.

Jock tells everyone it’s a two round challenge. The winner of the first will go up with Emelia and be officially in the top three. However fail to impress in both rounds and they finish 4th this season.

Jock then goes on to tell them about the pantries behind them. There are two!

First is every day ordinary, found in everyone’s pantry. The second, however, is the ‘extrodinary’ pantry, with stuff like caviar, lobsters, french cheese, etc. Round one, they can cook with either pantry, but round two means they have to cook with the other pantry.

Andy reminds them they’re looking for the best dish with the other two going into round two, one joining the top three and the other out of here.

He starts the 75 minutes, and the contestants are off.


All three of the contestants have gone to the extraordinary pantry, trying to come up with an amazing dish to wow the judges into the top three.

Callum talks about his strategy as he dissects a duck.

Meanwhile, Laura is choosing three big flavours.

“Good staring, Reynold! Keep doing that!” Emelia shouts, as Reynold stands and stares at his bench.

Reynold talks about how he got out of his season, and is doing a redemption fish dish. Ooh, redemption dishes can really go one of two ways, which we’ve seen this season. I think maybe Poh did one that didn’t go fab, and Emelia did a great job.

Both Callum and Laura struggle to use a cork screw, the one with the arms.

Then, Callum tells us that he’s going to suck up to Jock use Indigenous flavours, flavours he’s learnt this season from Jock. which is lovely. Still a bit salty about how they didn’t include an Indigenous person in last year’s Indigenous week, but I digress.

Andy yells about the stakes again with 45 minutes to go.

Mel, Jock and Andy discuss how interesting it would be if Reynold’s elimination dish in his season got him a place in the top 3. Last time, he was kicked out at 4th, so he’s hoping it’s not a repeat.

Laura talks about how she’s doing a simple dish with extraordinary ingredients.

Mel yells about the stakes with 30 minutes remaining. What’s with the judges reminding the contestants in every second sentence about the stakes?!

Emelia asks Reynold what’s he’s doing. “I’m making a flower,” he calls back, before telling us about how he ate food in Copenhagen once.

Andy calls Emelia a queen and tells the contestants they’ve only got 15 minutes.

“Everything tastes as it should,” Callum say, which is relieving. “But I think I need something else.”

Ooh, them dangerous words, son.

“It can be overpowering,” he says, adding wattleseed salt to his duck. “It’s a risk.”

Ten minutes are left, and everyone’s pretty happy with how they’re going so far, which is good to hear, you don’t want to hear that they’e going terrible or anything.

Reynold is cooking his fish over the fire, making sure it gets charred but not overcooked. Hah, me with noodles.

He goes to flip it, but disaster strikes.

Stuck fish! Oh no!

“I feel like, right now, history’s repeating itself,” Reynold says, examining the skin of the fish.

It’s stuck. He takes it off, and it’s torn, unusable.

He only has one more fillet left, and if he doesn’t get this right, he’s into round two.

Andy yells about three minutes left, and enthuses about what they’re serving.

Reynold is having a crisis, while Laura and Callum, presumably, are fine.

He takes the fish off, and huzzah! It comes off intact and crisp, exactly as it should be. It’s plating time, as the remaining minute ticks down.

Laura is excited, she thinks she’s all set, and finishes up.

The judges do a dramatic arm gesture as Jock yells that they have 30 seconds remaining.

Ooh, I’m liking the look of Callum’s!

The last seconds tick, and that’s it! Time is up on round one.


It’s the first tasting of the elimination, and first up is Laura.

Salt-Baked Turnip with Truffle Purée and Caviar

She’s done a dish based on turnips, a Salt-Baked Turnip with Truffle Purée and Caviar. How fancy! And the colours look awesome!

Andy asks if this is the best dish, and Laura toots her own horn, so to speak.

Jock plates up, and they all dig in.

“The thing for me here, was how you make the turnips a star amongst truffle and caviar. And you’ve done it,” he says, before enthusing about how the turnip, “sings.”

“I couldn’t taste caviar individually there at all,” Jock tells her, loving all the salty tastes and every element.

Mel talks about the creamy and earthy flavours. “It was wonderfully sophisticated.”

It’s looking pretty good for Laura to be up with Emelia, but it depends on the other two.

Next is Callum.

Wattleseed Duck with Quandong, Smoked Beetroot and Jerusalem Artichoke Purée

He’s done a Wattleseed Duck with Quandong, Smoked Beetroot and Jerusalem Artichoke Purée.

He adds a bit more Wattleseed salt before dressing it. Callum says it was the best cook he’s done for a while and nothing he would change.

Andy straight up enthuses about everything and how it fits together seamlessly.

“What you have here is a multi-dimensional dish,” Mel tells him, and tells him to feel proud.

Jock commends him on his restraint with the wattleseed, as it is easy to overpower.

Finally, it’s Reynold.

Barbequed Bonito with Bonito Tartare, Kohlrabi Flower and Bonito Wine Sauce

He’s made a Barbequed Bonito with Bonito Tartare, Kohlrabi Flower and Bonito Wine Sauce. It’s looking pretty and fancy, and I’d be up for eating that.

Reynold tells the judges that he’s super into Bonito now, the fish that sent him home, which is nice.

Jock serves up, and they get eating.

“Redemption,” Mel starts, “is yours, my friend!”

She goes on to commend many things, especially the things he had done wrong the first time, and then calls it genius, and triumphant food.

Jock calls the dish extraordinary, just like the pantry.

Finally, Andy adds his enthusiasm into the mix, before saying he’s really thrown his hat into the ring for the top three spot.


Mel says all the dishes were amazing, but they had to pick one person who’s dish was just that little bit better than the others for a secured place with Emelia in the top three.

The winner is Reynold, leaving Callum and Laura to fight for the final third spot.

Jock reminds them they can only cook with the ordinary pantry.

Their 75 minutes begins, and they rush to get going.

Laura and Callum run to their pantry and get everything they need together.

Callum tells us that he’s been friends with Laura for six years, so this will be a really tough cook for him. He is going for a savoury dish.

Laura is having the same internal conflicts going on, as she begins her sweet dish.

Cutting up a snapper, Callum isn’t hesitating to get his dish going. He’s starting a broth.

Ooh, Laura has a big bowl of strawberries, and she cuts off all the tops, before adding sugar and stuff in. She enthuses about ricotta.

“Is it enough?” Andy asks her.

“Yes,” she says, continuing with her strawberry and cream dish.

Callum is zooming through, hoping for the best.

There’s thirty minutes to go, and Laura tells Reynold she’s going to make a granita.

Then, she tells us about how she hopes this isn’t her last cook in the kitchen.

She gives the ricotta a try. “The flavour is there, but the texture is off. It’s grainy.”


There’s just over twenty minutes left, and there’s no more ricotta time. She starts to cry as she thinks that this could have ended her dreams of being a Master Chef.

Emelia and Reynold shout suggestions, and she stands there, trying it, and walking around the kitchen, trying to figure out what will work.

“It’s such a simple element, but if it’s not there, it throws the balance out,” she tells us.

Finally, she’s done something with a hand blender and adding sugar. And just in time, it’s fifteen minutes remaining.

Callum tells us that both he and Laura came 6th in their respective seasons, and here they are, fighting to not be 4th for this season.

Then, we get a sob story about how his wife is taking care of their baby, so there’s a lot of pressure to be cooking well.

Laura continues to gripe with her internal conflict of being friends with her opponent.

There’s ten minutes remaining, and Andy peers over the bench as Callum gets his snapper out.

Not to sound like I’m throwing shade, but that’s a real Peter Dutton kinda look going on there, and I’m a bit terrified of Andy right now.

Ooh, did he do it? It’s it right?

He doesn’t check, throwing it straight onto a plate.

Meanwhile, Laura is layering her dessert, wondering if she’s done enough to save herself.

Callum adds coriander to his dish.

There’s 30 seconds left, and the two hurry to make their dish the best it can be.

Finally, the judges count down the last ten seconds, before time officially runs out for one of them.

The two stand at their benches, crying about how this could be the last cook, and there’s so much pressure, and they love their opposition. Callum takes a few minutes to sob, and Laura wipes away tears, lest they fall into her dish.
Emelia is also sobbing.

They come over and elbow bump while tears stream down their faces.

This is too much emotion for me, I don’t care for it.


It’s time to taste, and I’m getting pumped for dinner, to be honest.

“Two of the finest cooks to ever grace the MasterChef kitchen,” Mels says, sitting around the table with the other two judges.

First is Laura, hoping she can make it to the top three.

Strawberries and Cream

She goes through the elements of her strawberries and cream dish.

Laura was talking about how the set up was facing each other, so she was staring Callum down the whole time, which was a bit weird. Then she starts to cry again.

Jock quizzes her on her food goals and dreams, and she shares, which I didn’t listen to.

She leaves, and Mel comments that you can see all the textures.

Andy calls it simple, but done well. It’s technically perfect.

The flavours are still singing in Mels mouth, and she enthuses about all the elements, calling the idea perfected.

Jock called her ideas clever, and execution well done.

Last is Callum.

Coconut Snapper with Ginger, Fennel, Roasted Chilli Oil and Coriander Dressing

He’s done a Coconut Snapper with Ginger, Fennel, Roasted Chilli Oil and Coriander Dressing. Hopefully the snapper isn’t overcooked.

Andy reminds him this could be the last dish he ever cooks in this kitchen, and Callum talks about how important MasterChef has been to him and his journey as a cook.

He dresses the dish before leaving.

Laura and Callum elbow bump in the waiting area, grim looks on their faces as they leave the dishes in the hands of the judges.

Alright, no time to waste, let’s get tasting.

“Great flavours going on in this dish, for me,” Jock says, before getting into what’s great about each element.

Mel and Andy nod along.

“The only negative for me,” he continues, “is the fish.”

Mel goes on about how lovely his cooking is, and how all the flavours work together. “However,” she starts, before going on with everything else.

Andy reveals that he was worried about everything from the get go, and he took it to another level, but putting the fish in the sous vide was a bad choice.


Jock kicks off by telling the two that he’s proud of them, and proud to get to know them. Laura starts crying again.

It’s time for the decision, and it’s pretty easy to see who will be out.

“One had a technical flaw we couldn’t get past,” Andy says, before eliminating Callum.

“I’m sorry, Callum, you’re going home.”

“Damn,” Callum whispers under his breath.

Mel compliments him, who he is as a chef, and his food.

It’s very lovely, and Mel starts crying.

Callum says he’s proud of how far he’s come and that he’ll bring back home everything he’s learnt.

Laura does a little speech, before Callum elbow bumps everyone and leaves the kitchen for the last time.

We’ve only got two


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MasterChef AUS S12E57 – Recap

Alrighty, so last time, it was no rules immunity, and Reynold won with a boss ass snitch dish. He’s officially in the top four.

Now, we need the last three of our four, so without further ado, let’s get into our elimination.

The contestants come in to find the judges standing in front of a big dining table, and the benches set up for service.

Fancy table
Nervous in their black aprons

Joining our three judges are six, “… of the hottest chefs in the country,” Mel says.

Each will cook one of four meals – a vegetable entree, a fish course, a meat course, and a dessert.

Jock walks round with a bag to decide who is cooking what. Each take a token, but doesn’t look at it.

Vegetable Entree: Reece
Fish Dish: Emelia
Meat Dish: Laura
Dessert: Callum

They will have two hours to cook and it will be a staggered start. At the two hour mark, they must start service. They’ll prepare nine plates in total, one for each person. Each plate must be perfect and consistent. Jock reminds them that the least impressive will be sent home.

Time starts, and Reece is off.


Reece says he has a plant based diet and knows how to make veggies tasty.

Not to throw shade on veggies, but if you have to know how to make them tasty, are they really tasty?

Emelia is worried because the last time she cooked fish was for an elimination and she was so close to going home, so she’s freaking out that perhaps she’ll be out today.

“Any stratergy today?” Mel asks.
“Cook the fish perfectly,” Emelia says.

Now I want barramundi. Ugh, this is the problem with recaping food shows – I get to see the food, but I can’t eat it!

Jock and Andy come around and grill Reece on his dish choice. They don’t think it shows enough of him and while they don’t want him to scrap it, they want him to think if that’s what the best choice is, if it’s too safe.

Emelia’s broth is too cloudy to serve and she doesn’t have a plan B, so Andy is worried for her, and she’s worried that this won’t work out. She needs to do something stat!

The guest judges all walk in, most of them we’ve seen in pressure cooks and the like before. Callum hasn’t even started, so he’s freaking right out.

The guests and the three judges sitting at their fancy table

Reece starts service off with his vegetable entree.

Beetroots with Goats Cheese and Chocolate and Hazelnut Crumb

The judges and the guests all like the tastes, however there are elements they feel could have been better, like a hazelnut cheese. Overall, they were a bit disappointed and feel like it could have been better.

Next up is Emelia with her first dish.

Crispy Skin Barramundi with Fennel and Japanese Broth

Jock asks her how she got here, and Emelia starts to tear up as she tells them that she’s a great cook and this is her passion. After the fish fiasco, where she served bad fish, she has avoided it, but this is a redemption.

The judges and the guests are all impressed, loving every element. Given how nervous she was to plate this dish, the judges are significantly impressed. Andy declares a redemption complete.

Meanwhile, Laura is getting nervous about plating her lamb, making sure she gets the portion size right.

But she doesn’t have long to worry, and starts serving.

Lamb with Peas and Native Mint Oil

Mel kicks off the critique, calling is a great dish, with the lamb wonderful and well cooked.
Jock says everything was perfect, but he would have liked a bone.
Andy says it has buckets of flavour.
The guests all have wonderful things to stay.

Last in the kitchen is Callum. One of his elements of dessert is a thing he picked up from Darren, one of the guests today. Love him. He learnt it ten years ago, allegedly.

There’s a lot of stuff happening, and he’s worried it’s going to be a disaster.

Nonetheless, Callum serves his dessert.

Chocolate and Davidson Plum with Chocolate Crémeux, Macadamia, Anise Myrtle Rocks

Jock comments that this is an unusual dish for Callum, who replies that he’s trying to show his growth by showing less in his flavour profile.

Once Callum goes, Jock comments on the beautiful colours and how wonderful they are.

“There’s a lot to love about this for me,” Jock says, before listing off everything he loved.

Jock felt that teh cremeux shouldn’t have been on the plate, which kicks off a bit of a, “how much should have been there?” with his dish on the, “maximal side of things,” Mel says.

Everyone discusses how there was too much given what he wanted to do.

It’s just about decision time, but Jock leaves us with this – someone did too much, and someone did not enough. But someone has to go home.


Mel commends everyone for their effort, and Jock tells the top two who they are, putting them into finals.

First is Emelia, with a wonderful combination of flavours and well balanced.
Second is Laura, who provided an amazing dish.

That means, it’s up to Callum and Reece, which is a shame, because they’re both wonderful.

But there can only be one more person in the top four.

Unfortunately, Reece’s dish just wasn’t finals worthy, which means he’s going home.

Oh no! My gay! Ugh, this is the worst news, I’m crying!

Andy compliments Reece, and tells him he should be proud of how far he’s come. Reece is touched by the support and says that everything has been incredible and unreal. This experience means the world to him.

Mel gives him some solid advice on strutting out of the kitchen, and says they’ll all miss him.

There are elbow bumps all around, and he’s applauded out of the kitchen, wiping tears from his eyes.

Welp, that leaves us with our top four – Reynold, Callum, Laura and Emelia!


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MasterChef Aus S12E56 – Recap

Before we get started, here’s a Hot Tip from Twitter. Thanks Johnson ❤

Alright, let’s get into this episode!

It’s the final immunity challenge of the season and I’m shookth. I can’t believe it’s almost over!

Maybe today I’ll watch the cook as well… who’s to say? It makes me hungry.
But tonight I have zoodles, so I’m excited to get to dinner anyway.

The three immuntiy competitors, Laura, Reynold and Callum, walk in and stand in front of the judges, with Emelia and Reece watching them from the balcony.

The last immunity challenge of the season with five remaining contestants

Andy tells them that this is the time to crack out the best dish they’ve got. They have no rules, no limits. They can do sweet or savoury, can do anything they want, and they can pick how long they have to cook.

The three of them decide to cook for two hours, which Reynold is a bit worried about, as he was hoping for three. Callum tried to advocate for ten minutes, but ultimately, they decided on a big cook.

Jock reminds them of the stakes – a place in the top four – and tells them that the pantry is chocas for them.

Time starts, and the contestants are off.


Reynold has a plan. He’s got some big guns to whip out, inspired by Harry Potter – he’s making the snitch.

I’m going to be honest, I actually get super bored, and I mean, they talk about their dishes and it’s just going over my head.

The judges talk about the complexity of the dishes.

Laura is heavily focused on squid ink, and has a lot of grey black elements at her bench. She’s having dramas getting a squid ink meringue working, and she’s freaking right out.
Mel comes around and tells her to move on. Reluctantly, she does.

I’m honestly so close to just leaving, when Reynold has a huge drama.

He starts getting the wings/feathers ready for plating, having already broken a couple, and it’s just not working for him at all. He keeps breaking it.

“No wings, no snitch,” he says in his monologue, the cooking Reynold wiping away sweat and trying to think and crack on.

Finally, he gets one, and everything is looking up again! And then a couple more come up, and he dusts them with gold dust before continuing with the next part.

Callum is hoping the freezer has set his parfaits. He cuts into the first one and it’s perfect. Everything is wonderful and he’s relieved, cutting everything up and getting it looking refined.

Jock stands ominously to the side, watching as Laura starts to prepare a plate of “beach”. She suddenly legs it outside for parsley to make a powder to make a moss aesthetic.

Ooh she’s cracking out the liquid nitrogen.

Finally, while I make a Tik Tok, time ends.

It’s tasting time!

“Well, the only rules today were that there were no rules,” Mel recaps, STEALING my job! Goddamn it Mel!

Callum gets his plate and walks into the dining room. He’s bringing a savoury dish with brulee on the top.

Chicken Liver Parfait with Davidson Plum Gel, Onion Puree, Leek and Crackers

I can confirm the crackers are Wattleseed crackers.

They dig in, and I’m so close to going and preparing my own dinner.

Andy says this brings parfait to a new level, the flavours are amazing. They LOVE the brulee top, it’s perfect and symetrical, a bit of theatrics.

“Andy’s in love!” Jock enthuses, before explaining all the amazing things about the dish.

Mel calls it joy on a plate.

Next is Laura with two snacks on one plate. So behold three images below. Image one is the dish as a whole, image two is Squid Ink Meringue Pebble with Oyster Emulsion (and an apple disc component inside as well), and image three is the Saltbush Wafer with Blue Swimmer Crab and Caviar.

Mel cals it not just a plate of food, but a scene.

She then proceeds to call them ‘wow snacks’. They’re fun and the wafer was like a sandwich. The meringue was light and crunchy and salty. It’s very nice, and the apple disc adds sweetness.

Andy loves the deep flavours, expecting light flavours, but it was robust. Jock felt transported to the sea side.

Finally, it’s Reynold, presenting his show stopper. He’s never had this dish before, but he’s tasted all the elements and believes it’s a strong one.

He explains every component of the snitch dessert, and I’m so sorry, but it all went over my head.

The Snitch by Reynold

Jock cuts it open.

Look at that ooze in the cross section.

The first thing Mel comments on is how Reynold twisted the feather wings from the mould so it looks in flight. Jock enthuses on the crunch.

Andy goes on about how he’s nailed the technique and how it’s the hardest technical dish that’s been in this kitchen.

Mel loves all the flavours and how they work together, and Jock calls it inspired cooking. The flavour is all there.

Reynold called it the best dish he’s ever made, and Jock agrees with him.


Andy says all the judges are happy, the dishes were all amazing, however only one can win.

Laura did a beautiful dish, the flavours met the presentation. A++.
Callum did a simple looking dish, an elevated classic, beautiful. They loved loved loved it.
Reynold was inspired.

It’s decision time. Who’s cuisine reigns supreme?

Reynold, absolutely.

“This dessert will go down in history as one of the best dishes ever, EVER, to be cooked in this kitchen,” Mel raves.

Reynold is so happy to have won, putting him first into the final four.

So, Sunday night is the elimination, settling our final four.


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MasterChef Aus S12E55 – Recap

We’re at our top five, having said farewell to Poh last night. But there’s no time to mourn, it’s Mystery Box time.

The contestants walk in to find their Mystery Boxes waiting for them and the judges at the front next to the trophy.

Andy, Mel and Jock welcome the top five in

Jock congratulates the top five for getting in, saying it feels like only yesterday that they all walked through the doors for day one.

Tomorrow is the final immunity challenge. We also only got six episodes left.

They open the Mystery Boxes to find…

… a terrarium.

Mel tells them to bring a dish, sweet or savoury, inspired by nature, and then asks Jock and Andy to move a wall.

Andy and Jock use them muscles

In fact, they’ve gotten a special pantry ready for this challenge.

Inspiration pantry

Of course, they can use the usual pantry and the garden, and have 75 minutes.

Time starts, and everyone runs to look and shop at the special pantry, except for Reynold who stands at his bench and makes some plans.


The judges shriek the remaining seconds, and applaud them at zero seconds.

Running around, everyone elbow bumps each other.

Let’s do the tasting!

First up is Emelia with a dish inspired by camping with her dad.

Davidson Plum S’mores

Hers is so cute and I would love to go to a restaurant and get this for dessert.

Mel commends her for using Indigenous ingredients but also utilising ‘play’ within her dish.
Andy loves the flavours – all big flavours but she nailed the combination.
And Jock loves it as well, loving that they get to interact and roast the marshmallow themselves.

Next up is Laura with a pasta dish. She brings the waterworks as she takes her dish up.

“This dish means everything to me,” she says in her monologue, wiping away her tears.

Mushroom Tortellini with En Brodo

She tells them she lived in Tuscany for a few years and these are the flavours she had there. She’s crying from the memories with her grandparents.

They love her dish, of course.

It’s Reynold’s turn, with a dessert that looks like a mushroom.

Mushroom by Reynold

Jock starts and commends everything. Presentation wise, it was his best dish, but everything tastes amazing.
Andy says the dish is a ‘going into immunity tomorrow’ dish.
Mel loves that theres a bit of lime zest and that it’s still on her palette.

Reece is up with ice-cream.

Everyone picks one up, Andy and Mel crunch straight into it, Jock starts by cutting in in half and then eating it.
Jock calls it ballpark perfect, but heavy on the wattleseed.
Mel agrees with the wattlseed, but says not to be defeated by it.
And Andy says the wattleseed and eucalyptus together is a bit much, but not to be disheartened as it’s something everyone wrangles with before perfecting.

Finally, it’s Callum with a very chocolate dish.

Start of Autumn with Wild Fennel Ice Cream, Strawberry Sorbet and Chocolate Leaves.

Under the leaves are the ice-creams, and it’s cute.

The judges have nothing but good things to say, everything tasting amazing and looking incredible.


Mel thanks the contestants for their dishes as they were all amazing.

Jock reminds them that only three can compete tomorrow.

It’s Reynold, Callum, and Laura.

So tomorrow, the three of them will compete to get a guaranteed spot in the top four. How good.


As usual, this recap was written as I watched the episode, so there will be spelling and grammar mistakes.

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MasterChef Aus S12 Ep20-24 – Recaps

Week three time! I honestly didn’t think I missed three weeks, but here we are I suppose.

EPISODE 20: Sunday 10th – Elimination

It’s elimination day, and there’s the judges keep talking about takeaway.

All the contestants, except Amina for her stunning job on Thursday, are given a whiteboard. They’ll have to guess the country of origin for some dishes. The first four to guess incorrectly will go into round two.

First wrong is Ben who on dish three guessed rice paper roll from Vietnam when it was a Peking Duck pancake from China.

Dish four gets out three people, Tracy (who guessed Thailand), Tessa (who guessed Vietnam) and Chris (also Vietnam) for Laksa when it’s from Malaysia or Singapore.

That means that everyone else was sent up to the gantry.

Round two: the four cook and Deliveroo will take their dish to Mel’s house, where she will eat it 20 minutes after it has been cooked. Jock and Andy will stay at the kitchen and eat straight away with them, while Mel judges alone at home.

Time starts.

Tracy does a fried chicken before realising it won’t travel well and changes dishes.

The contestants also have to pack their meals up for Mel, so they have to think about sustainability, how the food will arrive, and how to keep it warm, etc. All concerns I have when ordering food online tbh.

Time ends and it’s tasting time.

Ben serves Nasi Goeng. For Mel, he used a different type of egg, I think chicken, and like a quail egg for Jock and Andy. He explained that it’ll travel better, he also changed the way it was cooked for Mel so it arrives well for her.

Mel likes it, Jock isn’t sold on the different eggs, but Andy understands that Ben wanted to do a more gourmet dish in the kitchen where he can pull it off, blah blah blah. Jock says it’s one of the best he’s ever had.

Next is Chris. For some reason I didn’t write down what his dis was, but I did note that he gave everyone a beer. Mel wanted more complexity in his dish. Andy said it looks the way it tastes, everything was just ok. Nothing was blowing them away, and it needed extra spices, a bit more flavour.

Tracy was next, everyone liked her dish, again, I failed to specify her dish, but I was probably colouring in at the time. I’ve started a portfolio of my colouring in. Initially as a joke, now I’m more careful with colour choices.

Finally, Tessa. Jock said the dish needed 20 more minutes, but all around everyone said it was pretty good, and the fish was perfect. I guess she made a fish dish.

Results time: Chris is out.


EPISODE 21 – Monday 11th – Group Challenge.

I definitely made notes but I think I left it in my car and I’m in my pjs now so I’m not running across the road to get the notes.

It’s the start of twist week. The contestants are broken into two teams.

Team Brown: Captain: Sarah T. Simon, Ben, Khanh, Tessa, Emelia, Reece and Brendon.

Team Grey: Captain: Poh. Reynold, Tracy, Laura, Callum, Hayden (sits out of challenge as uneven numbers), Sarah C, Jess, Amina.

The contestants will be cooking whatever they want with open pantry and open garden. They have two and a half hours before service starts to get their food ready, then the diners will be coming in.

50 diners per team, entrée, main, dessert.

Cooking begins.

About halfway through, the teams are told the twist – they must swap kitchens right now. Everyone swaps and try the food the other team has prepared and decide if they want to keep, scrap, or alter the prepped foods. Both teams hate what the other team has been doing, but do their best to make do with what they have done.

For some reason all of a sudden they also had to do vegetarian dishes, which I don’t recall hearing at any stage, but here we are I suppose.

Tasting happens, and the first course is a win by the grey, the main is won by the brown, and the desserts were both great, so it was a tough decision, but the main by the grey was inexcusable, so it’s a win by the brown, putting the grey into the pressure test tomorrow.


EPISODE 22 – Tuesday 12th – Pressure Test

Yesterday’s grey team are in the pressure cook.

Again, I don’t have my notes, because I’m a fool, but I’m also behind on episodes, and I thought that I’d be up to date by now but I’m not (see above – I’m a fool), so I just want to power through, and I think I only got up to this episode, so I can just skim this one and get to the next one quickly for you.

So they have to do a Darren Purchese. He brought in a passionfruit pav. But underneath is a second dessert with so many elements and layers.

Midway during the cook, the recipe is taken from them and they just have to go with it. Maybe I’m in a pressure test and my notes being in my car is my twist? lmao

Amina super struggles and while many of the contestants had flaws, hers were too big to overlook.

Jess at one stage was helping Amina by giving her precise amounts of sugar etc, but nothing could help her.

Amina was eliminated and I am heartbroken.


EPISODE 23 – Wednesday 13th – Mystery Box.

Everyone arrives to mystery boxes on their benches.

Jess is handed MVP by Mel for her sportsmanship yesterday during the recipe debacle and helping everyone, specifically Amina.

What’s in the box?

Scampi, wild rice, peanuts, shallots, turnips with tops on, duck (leg, breast, wing), Worcestershire sauce, and a mango – eight ingredients, the under bench staples, and the threat of a twist upcoming.

They must use at least one ingredient in the box. All dishes will be tasted and the top five will be in tomorrow’s immunity challenge.

Their 75 minutes start.

The twist: a second Mystery box is wheeled out, to the shock and horror of the contestants. It’s a cute baby Mystery Box, and I love it. I want one. What would I use it for? Something ominous…

All the contents of the baby box must be included in their dish. The ingredient is fig. Next to the fig is a tinier baby box. Later, they open the baby-er box and find it’s got lemon myrtle, another ingredient they must use.

It’s tasting time, and I honestly just can’t even be bothered today, I’m going to be hontest. It’s been a big day.

Goodness me, I’m full of excuses this episode, aren’t I?

I catch some of the tastings, and they are looking great, and Sarah T, like everyone can’t say Worcestershire. Adorable. Love her.

The decision:

Poh, Reece, Simon, Reynold, Sarah T.


EPISODE 24 – Thursday 14th – Immunity challenge.

Alright, straight up, the twist is that Katy Perry turns up, because while it may be a twist to the contestants, ten needs to keep us here by showing us the twists in the ads, I guess. Someone was like to me, ‘Why would Katy Perry come on the show??’ and I had to remind them that she sings the theme song.

Anyway, the top five from yesterday are here to wow the judges and soon, Katy Perry.

So the contestants have 75 minutes to do a hot dish and cold element (temperature wise).

“Ah, Hot and Cold,” someone says.

“Very Katy Perry,” someone else says.

Time starts, and the contestants get going.

I’m not the biggest Katy Perry fan tbh, so I’m not too like OMG I have to watch it for Katy Perry.

It’s tasting time.

Overall, everyone does a beautiful plate of food, and Katy enjoys them all. Except for Reynold’s dish, it wasn’t the best tbh, but they weren’t offended by it either.

But there can only be one winner, and it’s Poh. Well done, Poh.

There’s a MasterClass, but I’m not here for the cooking, so let’s keep going.